“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”
(Source: nextyearsgirlisaghostnow, via damn-funny)
"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
— "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via louiswstyles)
(Source: escapedgoat, via spaghettiettie)
"If you can speak about what you care about to a person you disagree with without denigrating or insulting them, then you may actually be heard, and you might even change their mind"
— Amy Poehler (via quote-bucket)
"Expectation is the root of all heartache."
— Shakespeare (via refluent)
(Source: psych-facts, via crystallized-teardrops)
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys